NX-OS Smart Licensing Headache

Okay folks, I have not dealt with smart licensing until now. Bought a new Nexus 9k and I tried to follow the guide:

https://www.cisco.com/c/en/us/td/docs/switches/datacenter/sw/nx-os/licensing/guide/b_Cisco_NX-OS_Licensing_Guide/m-smart-licensing-for-cisco-nexus-3000-and-9000-series-switches.html#concept_9k90A621A807234C70AF3851D179966DEN

Heck half of the commands aren't even on this switch. I can't for the life of me figure out how to get this thing to register with my smart licensing account.

Does anyone have any idea what I am doing wrong or have any suggestions/guides?