Top 3 reasons WatchGuard firewalls are the best firewalls

1. They are red (like a Ferrari, voooomm voomm)
2. Users are respected as individuals. They are not just a number in the system, but a consumed per-user license (which is stuck at 50, and will require a reboot to clear - and hey there's never been more than 15 users onsite)
3. They can never be replaced - new firewalls simply don't have a small display for monitoring