What is your best "Your switch is where?" story?

Switch, router, server, whatever you want...

So I was just thinking about one of my clients who had turned a janitor's closet to a bathroom and an IDF. You could literally be sitting on the can and look to your right and see a rack of cleaning products, and look up and to the left and see an 8RU wall mount rack with nothing physically secure. The entire room couldn't have been more than 50 sqft. I am sure that pales in comparison to what some of you have seen. Let's hear it!